‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the dealership, not a Nissan was stirring, not even a Versa. The stockings were stuffed, and the children asleep, but one Nissan did stir, and it was more than a peep. For Santa’s sleigh got a serious upgrade to the ultimate present-delivering machine. This year, Santa decided he needed a little extra power. Something with a little more room for all the presents he was delivering. He ditched his sleigh and traded it in for a Nissan Titan! With plenty of power and space to deliver all of his presents on time, Father Christmas was back home to the North Pole in a flash.
It was a difficult decision for old Kris Kringle to give up his reindeer, but the Nissan Titan’s 390-hp V8 engine did more than an adequate job of replacing Rudolph and his colleagues. But don’t you worry. Rudolph still rode shotgun—the Nissan Titan has plenty of room for all of your friends to sit comfortably.
Santa also had to ditch his sleigh for reasons of power. His old method of delivery could only carry 500 pounds of presents at a time. With all of the children that made the nice list this year, he needed to make less trips back to the workshop and become more efficient. The Titan was the perfect replacement, carrying up to 1,940 pounds in its payload. That meant Saint Nick could load up more presents each trip and make sure the children wouldn’t go without their presents Christmas morning.
But Santa’s old ride didn’t entirely go to waste. He decided to maximize his present storage by hitching his sleigh to the back of his Nissan. Santa’s new truck could have towed up to 9,230 pounds in addition to the 500 pounds of presents he towed behind him. That’s enough for all of the stocking stuffers in the Western Hemisphere combined. Talk about efficient!
While Santa was sad to see his old sleigh replaced, he was ecstatic to learn that the Titan could handle the job even better. With an incredible payload, unparalleled towing power, and enough horsepower to get any job done, there’s no doubt this Nissan is the ultimate Christmas machine. Did you happen to avoid the naughty list this year? Reward yourself like Santa did with a Titan. Visit our website to start your holiday shopping or call (866) 766-1733.